The Bracketology of Film Deaths
March Madness aside, the fun of bracketology comes from forcing the player to keep choosing between two favorite things. A recent Slate article applied the concept to film deaths as an example, and I couldn’t resist finding out which death scene topped my list. Click below to see my bracket choices.
Even though you can’t choose which film deaths are included, the bracket presents a good mix of pop culture favorites and cinematic classics. DiCaprio’s drowning in Titanic vs. the shooting of Bambi’s mother? Bonnie and Clyde’s bullet-riddled end vs. Walken’s unlucky turn at Russian roulette in The Deer Hunter? The early match-ups provided for juicy encounters.
My choices as the bracket narrowed seemed to indicate a preference for darkly comedic film deaths, as opposed to straight-up gore. Everything went well until I arrived at the final two. On one hand, the Wicked Witch’s melting in The Wizard of Oz barely beat out one of my favorite film endings in The Bridge on the River Kwai. On the other hand, the bomb-riding scene from Dr. Strangelove squeaked past the shower scene from Psycho and made the final match-up.
I was stuck. Both death scenes carry a certain absurd quality that I enjoy, so I decided to review them.
Dr. Strangelove remains a classic because it applies black comedy to the unparalleled threat of nuclear holocaust, and this famous scene of Major “Kong” riding a nuke down to oblivion is emblematic of that. The bomb’s phallic nature gains emphasis when straddled by a whooping and hollering Texan, played by actor (and rodeo performer) Slim Pickens. That plays into one of the main themes of Strangelove concerning war and certain machismo - just watch the film and see why the Cold War could have heated up over an imagined conspiracy to steal a general’s “precious bodily fluids.” How many death scenes can claim the spectacle of combining full-blown male virility with the sterility of nuclear destruction?
The Wizard of Oz remains one of the most well known films in Americana, and the Wicked Witch of the West remains one of the most recognizable film villains. She not only hearkens back to a time when film villains really, really looked like villains, but also recalls crone-like figures who inspired torch-wielding mobs back in the medieval ages. Her death smacks of a fantastically absurd quality which may echo our equally fantastical conceptions of evil. They don’t make death scenes like this anymore - at least not with the film villain bemoaning the loss of their “beautiful wickedness” while dying.
I suppose that Strangelove has the advantage of reflecting a real fear of death, while The Wizard of Oz refers to something that’s more out of a childhood nightmare. Yet I’m sure many of us can admit to being haunted as children by visions of a cackling witch flying outside the bedroom window … right? Right?
I think the choice may come down to cynicism vs. a sunnier outlook. Strangelove’s bomb drop represents the culmination of a historical (and current) fear, while the Wicked Witch’s melting represents the extinguishing of a childhood nightmare.* I suspect I would make different choices depending on the day.
* The Witch’s melting is a relief, unless you know the revisionist story Wicked. Then the event simply becomes tragic … I was surprised to see that some of the YouTube generation was only familiar with Wicked.







